Dear Mr Mouse,
How are you mate?! Sorry it's taken so long to write to you, you know me - I've never been that good at keeping in touch.
I'm a bit worried about myself to be fair.
I woke up at seven this morning with an overwhelming thirst, so I gulped three pints of water and then retreated back to my pit. I wasn't satisfied with the idea of sleeping again and I fancied having a bit of a giggle, so I put Will and Grace on. I later realised that the maid in Will and Grace has the same jacket as my friend Mike, so I made yet another early morning decision to not be friends with him anymore. The DVD finished and I couldn't actually be bothered to get up and change it, so I went back to sleep. I opened my eyes up again at one, and the surreal world I was in earlier that morning had been stolen away from me and I was left to face the stark realisation that I was still very pissed from the night before. But at least I didn't get a hangover, since I had previously guzzled all that aqua. Good move from me I think!
I am still unemployed I'm afraid. I'd be lying to you if I said that I was trying hard to look for another job. Unemployment has been quite fun actually, since I have all the time in the world to get the sleep I never had and the nights out that I couldn't go to because I was at work. But its hard to live such a lifestyle without hard currency, so I gathered up some crap that I don't use anymore and I am going to sell it all at a bring and buy sale on Sunday. Where there's a will, there certainly is a way!
Not much else to report I'm afraid. But now that I have finally grabbed hold of some form of motivation to write to you, I promise to write to you more often. Please let me know what you have been doing, it would be good to hear from you again.
Say hello to everybody and take care.
HB. xx
